A Texas father, whose teen daughter violated curfew and threw an unauthorized party, decided to punish her by offering 30 hours of her services as a baby sitter for free to neighbourhood families. He said he wanted to teach her a lesson and help people out ( Read more... )

I just watched an ad for stryde "mystery" gum. Forget the fact that guys riding ostriches break through your walls and beat you up if you talk about their gum, I don't want gum that I have to figure out. Flavours should not be a mystery. Nobody should have to pop a piece of gum in their mouth and think "is that berry...mint...wait, that's feet, isn ( Read more... )

It's kind of neat that there are "talking" birds in the world. Some species can mimic any sound they hear... so why is it that everybody who gets a parrot teaches it the same damn phrases ( Read more... )

So TRON Legacy is coming out soon. "Legacy" is the studio's way of saying "Even we think 28 years is kinda long to wait for a sequel." I mean, come on, it only took World War II 20 years to get the green light ( Read more... )

I used to think that the tiny fine print warnings you see on commercials are put there by advertisers to protect them from idiots looking for someone to sue. It's worse than that. Those warnings are required by a regulatory body, the Television Bureau of Canada. It was bad enough when I thought the warnings were there because the advertisers ( Read more... )

A Vancouver area community group is outraged that a new adult novelty store has opened up in their neighbourhood. In an interview, the leader of the group has said that it's a very family oriented neighbourhood and that this new store undermines the group's 10 year effort to get the pimps and hookers out of the area ( Read more... )

A judge in the States recently decided that Heath Campbell and his wife can't have their three children back. He declared that the pair have too many untreated mental and psychological disabilities to make fit parents. Why'd their kids get taken away? Well, for starters, they named their son Adolf Hitler Campbell. The case first gained attention ( Read more... )

I've noticed something odd about the acting in porn (and now that I've written a joke about it, all that time was RESEARCH, not perversion). You have all these women having some of the most depraved sex acts done to them and when they say "Spit in my whore mouth, stud. Call me your sphincter-stretched cum dumpster" they are the Meryl Streeps of ( Read more... )

Well, I'm unemployed again, which means more time on my hands, which means more time to write new material, so here begins the 2010 installment of Steve Tassie's Personal Comedy Challenge. The challenge? To write a minimum of one new joke a day for as long as I can ( Read more... )

The town of Daniel's Harbour, NF, has some surprise visitors after a circus trailer truck overturned, stranding two camels and an elephant in the small town. The animals survived the crash with minor scrapes, but you know that after the accident there have got to be dozens of Newfoundlanders who looked up from their breakfast nooks, saw an elephant ( Read more... )